Cud Comics

Genres: Adventure
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics
Writer: Terry LaBan
Artist: Terry LaBan
Publication date: November 1, 1995
Status: Completed
Views: 21,055
In this first issue, we've got stories bursting out all over:
Eno & Plum (the main characters) star in the stroke-of-genius story, "You Can Bank on it." Eno discovers that he can make money as a sperm donor, and soon becomes famous for the quantity and quality of his, um, donations. Can he win a "donating" competition against a fat, pimply fanboy?
"Mickey Pimple, Teen Adventurer" is an action-adventure story in which Mickey, a character who bears an odd resemblance to Tintin, narrowly escapes the dreaded girl pirates of the Malay Coast; refuses the advances of the Serpent Woman; unknowingly protects a CIA heroin-smuggling operation; rescues and is rescued by young Artemis Urethra (daughter of millionaire shipping magnate Georgio Urethra) and her bodyguard, Geraldine "Bulldagger" Jones; and pals around with Barney, his bass-ackwards dog.